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August Demotivational Poster


TAGS: posted on the net in august 2010 credited to nico as far as i can search back clever analogy
Rating: 4.77/5

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wulflyng - April 10, 2013, 3:15 pm
And that's why Canada doesn't drink.
agdaniele - November 9, 2010, 12:54 am
You should drink. Taking this way too seriously.
Cloudchaser - November 9, 2010, 12:48 am
It's like an individual who doesn't give a crap when his friend harms someone but whem that someone comes for revenge, suddenly it's "Oh no, you can't do that"
Cloudchaser - November 9, 2010, 12:48 am
I'm probably taking this too seriously, but I never could understand why countries got into it on Serbia's side knowing full well that Serbia murdered Austria's crown prince, his wife and their unborn child.
agdaniele - November 8, 2010, 8:21 pm
LOL! WW2 would read about the same... adding the japanese out in the bar parking lot, keying the americans' cars.
pzykosiz - November 8, 2010, 5:09 pm
very nice. 5L's
5150monkeylove - November 8, 2010, 3:57 pm
This is absolute gold! 5 smashed bottles! I laughed so hard through the whole thing, tears were coming out. May WW2 be just as good. Added to favs as well.
hootizz - November 8, 2010, 3:50 pm
Man, this is the best.., love it..!! can not wait to read the WW2 version...
slumstyle - November 8, 2010, 3:43 pm
haha nice! Now try ww2 =P

PizzaNOMNOMNOMican -

TAGS: necronomicon pizza army of darkness quote motifake calendar daily theme august 2015
Rating: 4.88/5

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Cloudy - August 4, 2015, 5:37 am
Any relation to Pizza the Hut?
JesusWept - August 3, 2015, 4:18 pm
Outstanding! L L L L L


TAGS: august 7 part 2
Rating: 3.72/5

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Faceplant31 - January 29, 2010, 1:49 pm
spacedog - October 11, 2009, 1:28 am
...he'd what? Go Joe Pesci on them?
MrRandom - October 11, 2009, 1:24 am
I can imagine....
spacedog - October 11, 2009, 1:23 am
Ha! agdaniele has been going easy on the timmys? I'll have to look out for his older comments then.
Ed-Hyde - August 7, 2009, 10:02 am
I can haz bat to smash spam cartoon posters?

SEXIST - Superheroes: They can easily defeat threats to world domination, yet still fail so miserably at "Sensitivity Training"

TAGS: august challenge superhero fail
Rating: 3.52/5

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camden - March 25, 2010, 7:56 pm
good question, i don't know
Treehodger - March 18, 2010, 4:34 am
WARNING! TANGENT IMMINENT!: If The Thing is a rock, does... does he have a sex? Last time I checked, rocks don't have peckers or vajayjays.

FAILURE - Don't look for it here! Everything in this pic is PURE WIN!

TAGS: august challenge no failure here just us chicken wings
Rating: 3.11/5

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Mikeipee - September 16, 2010, 10:56 am
Some how I doubt that. I got no use for herpes.
agdaniele - February 20, 2010, 5:44 pm
LOL.... well, I can look past it for now... if she drinks the pitcher while I down those chicken fingers. After that, we'll discuss attire.
Treehodger - February 20, 2010, 5:39 pm
Ag, don't you mean "Ummmmm... she is wearing a shirt." Lol!
culos - August 29, 2009, 4:07 am
Probably still better than anything you'll ever shag....
Mikeipee - August 29, 2009, 3:16 am
That's a shemale.
agdaniele - August 28, 2009, 11:08 pm
Ummmmm... her shirt's tucked in. 4.95L

MACARONI PENGUINS - The RuPaul of the penguin world

TAGS: august challenge pro mac aroni penguins
Rating: 3/5

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akornzombie - October 13, 2009, 10:52 pm


TAGS: august 8
Rating: 3.39/5

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Sean - August 9, 2009, 1:00 am
Wow. Yer fake I-talian accent is even worse than mine. But as a munga-cake (sp?), at least I gotta excuse.
agdaniele - August 9, 2009, 12:54 am
Chicken wire is in da tackle box... not da tool box, ya mook!
Sean - August 9, 2009, 12:43 am
Thank god I didn't burn this pic with the lame-ass Ikea joke I've had in mind for aboot a year now. Great (kinda racist) poster aggy. And I guess back den, dey didn't know nottin' 'bout da chicken wire, eh?
agdaniele - August 8, 2009, 10:06 pm
That was racist! But, they'e in the fridge, if you want one.
LogicDude - August 8, 2009, 9:56 pm
Yeah, but where do you keep the cannoli?

NON-SEQUITURS - I have no idea what a Non-Sequitur is, But look..... A puppy, and he's smiling.

TAGS: chompers puppy non sequiter august 7
Rating: 4.78/5

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Chompers - August 8, 2010, 6:07 am
I like puppies.
Cubbybear - August 8, 2010, 1:33 am
Two "CUTE" posters in a row? Alright, what did you do to the REAL Chompers? 5/5 puppies
agdaniele - August 8, 2010, 1:31 am

THE TWIST - Sometimes throwing in that extra little twist can take you further than you thought!

TAGS: august challenge beer with some bump n grind
Rating: 3.44/5

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CrazyAlaskan - March 7, 2010, 10:24 pm
Giggity giggity, Giggity goo! AAALLLRRRIIIGGGHHHTTT!!!
Derek - August 30, 2009, 5:00 am
"Truth in advertising" - an oxymoron.

DOOMED PICK UP LINE: - Hey baby, I'm no elmo but you can tickle me anywhere.

GOOSESTEP - Didn't the Nazis start off with that? First the funny walk...then the blitzkrieg... Be afraid Canada...very afraid!

DOOMED PICK UP LINE: - Hi, I'm an astronaut and my next mission is to explore Uranus!


NAVY AVIATION - Off we goooooo! Under the wet blue yonder!

TAGS: august challenge ocean flights of fancy
Rating: 3.83/5

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ICEMAN - February 6, 2010, 12:40 am
Screw Marvin & his Wankerstein. 5L
LogicDude - November 2, 2009, 3:02 pm
If only we could vote on Marvin's inability to get the joke...
Marvin Wankerstein - November 2, 2009, 2:10 am
1 for excessive lameness. It's not called aviation when you are navigating under water.
Lamango - September 2, 2009, 2:23 am
... That won't make it five feet from port.

FONTS - Way to go from "Family Friendly" to "Creepy Guys in Overcoats" in just one word...

TAGS: august challenge failure to proof the work
Rating: 3.63/5

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fascistfrenchman - June 2, 2010, 3:57 am
Sean Connery: Ursula Andress, Catherine Deneuve, and Charo, twice. Alex Trebek: That's Foreign Flicks, Mr. Connery.
Hypercat-Z - August 29, 2009, 1:46 pm
After assembling the sign, they made some steps backward to admire their work, and then they said: "Shiiit!"

OH REALLY? - Is the Ocean gonna have to drown a B*tch?

TAGS: august challenge ocean is a harsh mistress
Rating: 3.41/5

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Guest091 - September 2, 2009, 9:10 am
It's no Wanye Brady, but it's got my respect.
agdaniele - September 1, 2009, 10:54 pm
Bypass the votes.... HOF this immediately.


TAGS: august 13 food yeah the salads are great but its not good italian food
Rating: 3.38/5

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avitron - August 15, 2009, 4:46 am
kirkland olive oil ftw.
Sean - August 13, 2009, 11:29 pm
What aboot East Side Marios? Is that more of a wedgy with a vigorous noogy chaser?


TAGS: august 14
Rating: 3.3/5

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agdaniele - August 14, 2009, 10:33 pm
Gracias, todo! Juan 3:35 - The Father loveth the Son, and hath given all things into his tortilla.
MO - August 14, 2009, 7:31 pm
Muy caliente! 5 Qoquis!
Sean - August 14, 2009, 3:46 pm
Moving. *wipes spicy tear from left eye*
CANADA - August 14, 2009, 11:34 am
one of the best Religifakes!
GySgt1811 - August 14, 2009, 11:30 am
CANADA - August 14, 2009, 11:24 am
one of the to Religifakes!
Haarakkon - August 14, 2009, 11:20 am
Da man!
TheTrashHeap - August 14, 2009, 10:56 am
This fucking rules! If I could vote 1000 lions......
spacedog - August 14, 2009, 9:39 am
Damn fine work agdaniele. 5L

BEST WEDDING DRESS - Let's just hope the Reverend can stay focused!

TAGS: august challenge someone is consummating their wedding
Rating: 3.07/5

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hootizz - June 28, 2010, 6:34 pm
Ummmm.., do you think that she can get away with wearing white..?? somehow I don't think so..!! The 'stag do' would have been fun...

MIXED METAPHORS - Never beat a dead horse in the mouth.

DINNER AT RON'S - Where presentation conflicts with "Don't play with your food"

TAGS: ron s august motifake challenge
Rating: 3.87/5

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Spencer, Ray - August 22, 2009, 2:53 am
goddammit logic dude. here i am struggling to make funnys and your makeing these ones!! sunuvabitch ur good
doofenshmirtz - August 14, 2009, 11:48 am
Does anyone else have that urge to to start licking up those wings to the middle. MMMMMmmmm!
bOB cHIN - August 13, 2009, 2:36 pm
This is great! I wanted to make a poster of this for a long time, but I could never seem to get my head around it...The presentation, or the position, You eat with your eyes... Nice job LD
spacedog - August 13, 2009, 1:48 pm
This is a mouth watering poster LogicDude. 5 Lions
RON - August 13, 2009, 12:48 pm
very good laugh...you invited anytime to dinner...bring a white wine.
Hypercat-Z - August 13, 2009, 11:59 am
Or where the sentences "I would eat her!" and "Do you want a piece of me?" take a more literal sense.

BEST STRATEGY - Keep it simple. Always, ALWAYS go with the Falcon Punch!

FAILURE - Why the unicorns? Why not the mosquitoes...

TAGS: august challenge failure to rsvp
Rating: 3.21/5

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GreyScorpion - March 9, 2010, 7:57 pm
no, because the mosquito's momma's raised them right, and they RSVP'D!
boeweizer - March 9, 2010, 7:52 pm
bc mosquitos can fly

SLAVERY - Holy Crap! Cher used to own the Jacksons!


TAGS: yogurt fruit on bottom stirred pick up line august calendar
Rating: 4.43/5

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agdaniele - August 14, 2010, 12:44 am
4L for the poster, 1+L for obeying the calendar! Good on ya!

FOOZBALL - Momma said...M-m-m-momma said...

TAGS: august challenge foozball is da devil
Rating: 3.67/5

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Bartimaeus - December 28, 2009, 10:20 am
lol Waterboy FTW
CANADA - October 29, 2009, 11:34 pm
one of the many tools of the devil
Spangle - October 29, 2009, 10:50 pm
Thanks, man. Now I need to wipe down my keyboard.

ZOMBIES - Definitely NOT Pro-Mac!

TAGS: august challenge zombies from culos
Rating: 3.62/5

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thatonechick - August 13, 2010, 11:28 am
All I know is... My Mac, and our Linux still work. The PC does not.
Chompers - August 13, 2010, 11:26 am
It's not just the simplicity of linux based machines, it's the familiarity.
thatonechick - August 13, 2010, 11:25 am
I thought it was because hackers try not to target root because it can easier infect linux-based machines... Maybe I'm dumb. ???
Chompers - August 13, 2010, 11:22 am
It's actually because of the complexity of the hardware layout. Macs have a very strange wiring and that's what makes the process of writing programs for them so difficult.
thatonechick - August 13, 2010, 10:58 am
Pretty much, Chompers. Mac users are unimportant. (I have one, I should know.)
Chompers - August 13, 2010, 10:54 am
Do you know why there are so few viruses for macs? It's because NOBODY CARES!!!!!
thatonechick - August 13, 2010, 10:27 am
That's... just not true, Zook.
Zook - August 13, 2010, 10:08 am
haha, stupid people macs now have more viruses then pcs.
Produceman117 - November 7, 2009, 12:54 am
This was a "Clickable Distraction" and it was totally worth it! I love your posters, LD. 5.
Koradan - September 23, 2009, 3:16 pm
Lame. PCs do way more.
voice of reason - September 7, 2009, 10:41 pm
seriously mac owners stop being arrogant jackasses just because you bought a cpu that costs twice as much as mine and does half the shit. if you look after your cpu you dont need all the virus protection shit from mac
Arrogant Knight - September 4, 2009, 7:38 am
Shit, James, that was piss poor.
James - September 4, 2009, 7:37 am
Mac: It's missing the Virus that acts as brains for the PC.
-.- - August 30, 2009, 9:10 am
it should be the other way around! mac FTW!
Weapon X - August 30, 2009, 4:57 am
RAWR - August 29, 2009, 5:51 pm
...so apparently the Mac is missing something...
BriaHere - August 28, 2009, 7:54 am
Think it over Jake, I'll give you a clue Zombies eat....?
Reality Lord - August 28, 2009, 6:41 am

great poster. not sure whats funnier...the poster or jake totally not getting it....lol.
bagel - August 28, 2009, 12:03 am
LMFAO Jake if you don't get it your clearly just like the mac dude.
Jake Eagle - August 27, 2009, 10:47 pm
dude, the zombie ate the PC guy, and that make's him definitely NOT pro-mac how? i should put this on fail blog or something.
LogicDude - August 27, 2009, 1:14 pm
I don't own a Mac...but I'm also not very PC!
Guest091 - August 27, 2009, 9:07 am
You`re probably Pro-Mac yourself, huh Logicdude? lol
Woodywood03a - August 26, 2009, 4:41 pm
Very very cool Culos and Logic!!!!!
doofenshmirtz - August 26, 2009, 4:37 pm
that is awesome I think my left testical fell off and rolled away I laughed so hard.
LogicDude - August 26, 2009, 3:30 pm
Props go to Culos for finding this pic!


DOOOOMED PICK UP LINE - Excuse me miss, I seem to have lost my phone number. Could I borrow yours?

CANADA - Providing Hollywood with hotties since 1920

REPEAT AFTER ME... - Tunnels FAIL on Motifake Tunnels FAIL on Motifake

TAGS: august challenge the fail tunnel
Rating: 2.21/5

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camden - March 25, 2010, 7:57 pm
noooo please don't.
CANADA - August 18, 2009, 9:53 am
no no no dont encourage the trolls
LogicDude - August 18, 2009, 9:50 am
I created this special Tunnelfake so that tunnelers everywhere would hopefully get the message...I was going to tunnel it even more before I posted it, but maybe some others will do that for me!
CANADA - August 18, 2009, 9:33 am
I like it! but now im confused, how should I vote?

HONEY PLEASE - Those boots with that helmet?

HOBBIES - Some people collect balls of twine, others create balls of rubber bands... but my hobby is "epically" more fun!

TAGS: august challenge giant ball of bras
Rating: 3.37/5

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jibarocampesino - July 30, 2010, 11:46 am
Katamari Damacy 6, the Prince college years
Jaubrey - November 1, 2009, 2:03 pm
Derek - August 10, 2009, 6:21 pm
Either you've got legal access to a lot of bras, or you're one thieving SOB.
doofenshmirtz - August 10, 2009, 9:38 am
Hey, I think that is my wife. I quess your having more fun than me.

"FUNNY" MOUNTIES - Here, here! You oughtn't do a thing like that. It's not the Canadian way. Eh?

TAGS: canada humor august assignment
Rating: 2.96/5

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CANADA - August 25, 2009, 11:07 am
can someone PM me so I can be sure of this one
BoneCD - August 23, 2009, 7:57 pm

THE SPLITS - He's doing them wrong!

MAC & C.H.E.E.S.E. - Too bad for Joey! His robot sidekick turned out to be Anti- and not Pro-Mac!

NOT A TRIBUTE POSTER - think of it as a sing-a-long poster


TAGS: august 12
Rating: 3.85/5

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Spaceflightengineer - December 16, 2010, 3:25 am
Olde Chinese Proverb say: your posters- like loaded butt.
RandomApe - October 12, 2009, 12:36 am
The lips were sexy; the quote was cold hosewater. 5 raging retrievers
Haarakkon - August 12, 2009, 9:41 am
Stop the (5L) burn!!!


TAGS: august 28 uncle steve is nicer
Rating: 3.76/5

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Sean - August 29, 2009, 2:13 pm
Yeah it really is good, eh? Lotta heart in this one.
Haarakkon - August 29, 2009, 11:36 am
This hits close to home. Excellent work, Agd.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 29, 2009, 2:01 am
It's not really something I care aboot anymore. I can skate just never had the opportunity to learn to do it well. No rink nearby, No pavement to Rollerblade on......I'm from a more rustic part of Ontario.
Sean - August 29, 2009, 1:54 am
I couldn't skate very well until I got rollerblades back when they first started to take off in Canada. I fugure if I can skate down multiple flights of stairs (on purpose) I can ice skate well enough. By the way, your secret is out. WTF can't skate?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 29, 2009, 1:50 am
Air hockey was fun too......I can't skate, It's my secret Canadian shame.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 29, 2009, 1:48 am
Foosball is too limited....left, Right and spin.....such a European mentality.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 29, 2009, 1:47 am
An excellent reason to procreate IMO.
Sean - August 29, 2009, 1:47 am
It's based on soccer you know? No really.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 29, 2009, 1:46 am
Well Duhhhh!
Sean - August 29, 2009, 1:46 am
In fact the only reason I'd ever want to have a kid is so I could teach him how to play bubble hockey like a pro. And I'd yell at the little bastard too if he wasn't tryin'.
Sean - August 29, 2009, 1:45 am
Foosball sucks. Bubble hockey rules.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 29, 2009, 1:41 am
I always wondered why you don't see it in bars very often, Yet Foosball is everywhere.
Sean - August 29, 2009, 1:39 am
Oh, and mildly amusing poster, eh? I sorta chuckled. 5.
Sean - August 29, 2009, 1:38 am
If there is anything I feel comfortable bragging about, it's bubble hockey. It's what I did every day instead of attending classes at law school. And it's also just like falling off a bicycle: haven't played in years and yet I just know I'd kill at it.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 28, 2009, 11:02 pm
5 emotionally battered lions....I love that it's a table hockey pic.

CHER IMPERSONATORS - They're mostly a dime a dozen... but this one's the best I've seen!

TAGS: august challenge cher dr franknfurter
Rating: 3.63/5

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The Goat - September 28, 2009, 10:27 pm
The scary thing is that Tim Curry and Cher are about the same age!
MrRandom - August 24, 2009, 2:45 pm
Hyde speaks the truth. And the gamer/metal head loves the fact that hes in Brutal Legend
Ed-Hyde - August 24, 2009, 2:42 pm
It's Tim Curry, how could you NOT give it 5 Cher Impersonating poodles
BoneCD - August 24, 2009, 2:29 pm
that's 5 squirting squirt guns from me

CANADA - Apparently you CAN die there... So much for their great health care system!

TAGS: august challenge canada can cause harmful side effects
Rating: 3.61/5

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Derek - August 23, 2009, 6:41 pm
That explains why you don't find deros on the streets in Canada.

MAY-DECEMBER ROMANCES - Hugh Hefner shares a birthday kiss with his latest girlfriend

TAGS: august challenge kissing poster
Rating: 3.52/5

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agdaniele - August 12, 2009, 10:46 pm
He looks good. Derek, you fail again.
Derek - August 12, 2009, 8:04 pm
I thought it had a striking resemblance to Michael Jackson.


TAGS: august challenge whats your pov
Rating: 3.52/5

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Woodywood03a - August 16, 2009, 12:21 pm
He is both... but the goose got to the plane first... But also, the plot needed to land somewhere.
Haarakkon - August 16, 2009, 12:13 pm
This is A+, LD. So true, too.
agdaniele - August 16, 2009, 11:25 am
On the bright side: 1 downed plane = 50 down pillows.
agdaniele - August 16, 2009, 11:24 am

LOGICDUDE - Persistence and wit can sometimes overcome a certain lack of Photoshop skills...sometimes.

TAGS: august challenge yourself
Rating: 3.5/5

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agdaniele - October 21, 2009, 3:52 am
For you, always, LD.
RONSART - August 17, 2009, 3:41 pm


TAGS: august 2
Rating: 3.48/5

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LogicDude - August 24, 2009, 8:21 am
I'm assuming her last name is fittingly pronounced "shudder" *shudders*
Sean - August 2, 2009, 9:52 pm
"baby bird style" ... I mean, sure, it'd be cool 'n all to have someone chew your food for you, and I'd insist it was a chick, but I'm afraid that with Laura here I'd have trust issues. Does that make me a bad person?


TAGS: august challenge opera sword and magic helmet
Rating: 3.48/5

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Sean - August 22, 2009, 1:34 pm
And by dreamt I meant on a recurring basis. Daydreams too. Especially those.
Sean - August 22, 2009, 1:45 am
Somehow you just know that LD dreamt this poster before he got around to making it.

OPERAS - Some of them will tug at your heart some at your kidney...liver...lungs...

TAGS: august challenge repoman the genetic opera
Rating: 3.45/5

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CANADA - August 19, 2009, 10:47 am
thats one I'de go see


TAGS: august 4
Rating: 3.42/5

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Sean - August 4, 2009, 1:36 pm
Some guys just don't deserve umbrella-drink-driven-rebound sex. They are sometimes called "sensitive" and/or "caring".
Ed-Hyde - August 4, 2009, 7:29 am
My wife was just talking about this the other day. The number of dates she and her friends would go on where they didn't get laid.

PICKLE - I'd like to slip mine between her buns...and don't ask where I'd like to put the "special sauce"

TAGS: august challenge
Rating: 3.41/5

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CANADA - November 10, 2009, 6:06 pm
ya I'de like a quarter pounder without cheese
Briton of Rose - November 10, 2009, 5:54 pm
Gimme a quarter and I'll pound 'er.
aesop's folly - November 10, 2009, 5:36 pm
i'd like a quarter pounder
agdaniele - August 13, 2009, 10:26 pm
Filet-o-fish for me, please.
doofenshmirtz - August 13, 2009, 11:56 am
sorry in my pants
doofenshmirtz - August 13, 2009, 11:55 am
Oh damn it I spilled my special sauce on my pants.

BEST CITY NAME - There is no f*cking way you could want to live anywhere else!


TAGS: august poster challenge
Rating: 3.4/5

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ABEHE3EP - August 12, 2009, 4:46 pm
No matter how hot looking she is, some one, some where is tired of putting up with her shit!
CANADA - August 11, 2009, 11:08 am
anyone you looks even near that hot i call perfect!
Jmac0585 - August 11, 2009, 9:39 am
No one is perfect, Sean... But she's alot closer to the bull's eye than most.
agdaniele - August 11, 2009, 8:36 am
Excellent, LD... but, I'm also in the Rosario fan club.
LogicDude - August 11, 2009, 8:14 am
*sobbing* Leave Rosario alooooooooooone!
agdaniele - August 10, 2009, 9:51 pm
No, it killed... I just left the floor open for a timmy counter.
Sean - August 10, 2009, 9:45 pm
Damn. I thought my come-back killed: "... change "most" to "all." Am I so wrooonnngg abooot that?
BuZZbomb - August 10, 2009, 9:21 pm
"SHOW ME..... LESBIANS!!" bzzt,bzzt
agdaniele - August 10, 2009, 9:15 pm
Alright, One More.... if lesbian is on the board, you keep the money... if not, Buzz gets a chance to steal.
BuZZbomb - August 10, 2009, 9:14 pm
At least it doesn't sound like Richard Dawson.
agdaniele - August 10, 2009, 9:13 pm
Sounds more like Rosario Dawson.
Haarakkon - August 10, 2009, 9:11 pm
Sean's good name??? Oh, my, things HAVE been changing... ;)
BuZZbomb - August 10, 2009, 9:11 pm
Yeah... And don't pick on the hot chick that can kick your ass ON or OFF screen! There are legions of uber-geeks ready to keystroke your ass into oblivion!! Wait, am I defending Sean or Milla? Eh, works for both.
agdaniele - August 10, 2009, 9:05 pm
Some do. In this case, it's silencing the timmy who tried to sully Sean's good name! (and poster)
Haarakkon - August 10, 2009, 9:01 pm
Wait, what? We *verify* things now?
agdaniele - August 10, 2009, 8:54 pm
Buzz.... game, set and match.
BuZZbomb - August 10, 2009, 8:51 pm
Hi One More, Just an FYI to your "She's a Lesbian" comment. Aug 10 2009 Arizona Republic: http://www.azcentral.com/ent/celeb/articles/2009/08/10/20090810married-mother-milla.html Just in case you want to feel like the ass you look like.
spacedog - August 10, 2009, 2:26 am
Excellent taste Sean. Loved her since Fifth Element.
Sean - August 9, 2009, 9:11 pm
Well alright then, change "most" to "all".
MO - August 9, 2009, 5:33 pm
Can't locked...WTF??
MO - August 9, 2009, 5:24 pm
I've got two more conscripts into the army....I'll throw them up on the afore mentioned location.
agdaniele - August 9, 2009, 5:21 pm
The fish don't bite if you keep making noise! Shhhhhh!
BuZZbomb - August 9, 2009, 5:19 pm
Looks like we may have a good teaching case on "How NOT to be a Timmy!" TTH, would you care to inform, as I believe you mentioned in the Insight forum you want to take on the mentor a timmy cause.
LogicDude - August 9, 2009, 5:13 pm
Hey One More - in case you haven't heard this: "For every job, there is a perfect tool...and YOU are a perfect tool."
agdaniele - August 9, 2009, 5:13 pm
One More... What you lack in wit, you make up for in stupidity.
One More - August 9, 2009, 5:08 pm
She's a friggin LESBIAN you idiot. She always has been. She lives with her wife in NY. She would never be interested in your unless you have a clam that smells like fish - and we aren't talking suishi here...

PRO MAC - Apparently what that really means is that you like Transvestites!

TAGS: august challenge dont drop the soap ron
Rating: 3.37/5

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Dood - October 24, 2009, 12:06 am
Holy shit! Looks like it'd bite yer dick off!
BoneCD - August 26, 2009, 1:59 pm
*MAC Cosmetics*
BoneCD - August 26, 2009, 1:58 pm
Zzzziiinnnggg... 5 Poodles there LD. OHHHHH Ron...


TAGS: august 9
Rating: 3.29/5

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Guest091 - September 8, 2009, 6:02 am
Awww, how cute!
Sean - August 10, 2009, 1:45 pm
His eyes are closed ... LD is such a romantic. *sigh* I mean *cough cough, hoorrrrrkK, spit*
LogicDude - August 10, 2009, 8:43 am
Aggy I now have a Favorite "Favorite"!!! You da Calvin!!! 5 Fuzzy and oh-so-soft (but hard where it counts - like the noggin) Hobbes for Salma!
Haarakkon - August 10, 2009, 1:08 am
Heh. I should think that means it's going super-nova.
agdaniele - August 10, 2009, 1:02 am
Bad sign when a morning crew puts it high.
Haarakkon - August 10, 2009, 12:59 am
The last I saw it was on the top-rated. 'Course that was early this morning.
agdaniele - August 10, 2009, 12:56 am
Ok, I'm shamelessly plugging this one.... it flew in under the radar.

FORK - Put one in her... she's done

TAGS: august challenge why didn t her pop up timer work
Rating: 3.22/5

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Claire - November 15, 2009, 10:51 pm


MOTIFAKE OCEAN - F*ck Clooney, Pitt and Damon! We have Ron, Culos, LD, EGD, AK, Sean, Bunny, TTH, Mooooo, MO, Nik, Canada, Matt...

TAGS: august challenge ocean
Rating: 3.16/5

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rerun - September 5, 2010, 10:43 am

I see 7 names that are here so little they don't even register on the noobs radar
Fatt Matt - August 28, 2009, 5:51 pm
What are we stealing? And who from? ah, screw it - as long as I gets paid!
BoneCD - August 28, 2009, 2:56 pm
*or in the john smoking*
BoneCD - August 28, 2009, 2:56 pm
Never had to go to gym class, was always in a sport
CANADA - August 28, 2009, 12:44 pm
hey bone, picked last eh. kinda remindes you of gym class again Eh
BoneCD - August 28, 2009, 12:38 pm
I'm so lonely, oh so lonely...
Zed - August 28, 2009, 11:11 am
Huh? I thought I heard Surprisebuttsecks call my name...
surprisebuttsecks - August 28, 2009, 1:50 am
And Timmy.

WHY ARE DOGS BETTER THAN WOMEN? - Dogs don't mind if you give their offspring away.


TAGS: august challenge if you dont believe then lay off ffs
Rating: 3.14/5

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agdaniele - August 14, 2009, 10:57 pm
CANADA - August 14, 2009, 11:07 am
LogicDude - August 14, 2009, 10:29 am
Kathy Griffin quote from last New Year's...she was broadcasting out of Times Square with some other guy.
Fatt Matt - August 14, 2009, 10:20 am
Is that from Mr. Show?
Ed-Hyde - August 14, 2009, 10:17 am
Thanks a lot! I just spewed coffee through my nose! 5 of Daniel's lions


TAGS: august challenge antigravitory cat theory
Rating: 3.14/5

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faulty switch - September 1, 2009, 4:34 am
i brain broked.
Ed-Hyde - August 20, 2009, 11:51 am
I'm trying this when I get home.

YOUR DATE - She just wanted to have a drink and maybe some conversation... Looks like you got the BONUS Plan!

TAGS: august challenge beer she didnt say no did she
Rating: 3.12/5

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FatherTyme - May 4, 2011, 2:00 pm
Hmmm. sounds like The Diceman was sprinkled generously on above said statement
agdaniele - August 29, 2009, 5:11 pm
Waking her up so she'll finish the rest of that beer? That's what makes LD who he is!


BOUNDARIES - Good Fences make Good Neighbors... Now GET OFF MY LAWN!

JUST CAUSE I LOVE YOU SO MUCH... - I've included your three favorite things... * Politifake * anime * tunnel... all in one annoying poster!!

TAGS: august poster myself pkp politics politifake anime tunnel mccain palin election superman wondewoman
Rating: 1.83/5

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Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 18, 2009, 2:14 am
Why is that obvious?...maybe you don't know what comics are....I mean, you seem to have no idea what funny is.
Paul Kondor Poduszlo - August 18, 2009, 2:11 am
Obviously I know what comic books are; I was stretching the definition a bit.
LogicDude - August 17, 2009, 1:39 pm
Nooooo Wood-Man, Superman is from Krypton and Wonder Woman is from Paradise Island...get THAT straight LOL!!!
Woodywood03a - August 17, 2009, 12:29 pm
Oh yeah... Anime is from Japan... Superman and Wonder Woman is from the U.S.A. also, it is called comic books here. get that straight!!!
Woodywood03a - August 17, 2009, 12:27 pm
Thats just a low bow man!!! why did you put this shit on here??? And also, Superman and Wonder Woman??? I think not. wrong Comic.
motifake - August 17, 2009, 7:45 am

That was pretty funny
Ed-Hyde - August 17, 2009, 7:11 am
5L for being the first one obnoxious enough to do it! Congratulations Paul!

WRESTLERS TAKE NOTE!! - I wish wrestlers would understand that football is "The" mans sport!!!

TAGS: rose hill football dakota augusta spoons
Rating: 1.5/5

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daimuldoon - November 6, 2010, 7:47 pm
No rugby is a man's sport. Football is just a bunch of pussy's in body armour.


TAGS: august assignment crankyhead
Rating: 4.73/5

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Reality Lord - August 27, 2010, 7:14 am

5squirts bro


TAGS: august assignment calender a bit early but i wont be around next week so 404 sad
Rating: 4.53/5

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pzykosiz - August 22, 2010, 6:51 am
good one. 5l's

IF I WERE A MOD..... - There would be a lot more clowning around And happy gas, lots of happy gas

TAGS: chompers mod august calender 6
Rating: 4.46/5

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spacedog - August 7, 2010, 2:18 am
It's a good one Chomp. I wouldn't want to be in that crowd if it was bad gas.
agdaniele - August 7, 2010, 12:55 am
You've been holding out on us!!!!
ICEMAN - August 7, 2010, 12:55 am
Thats just about the scariest frakkin picture I've ever seen.
Chompers - August 7, 2010, 12:52 am
Finally made a good one.
agdaniele - August 6, 2010, 11:54 pm
If my tummy can't handle jellybeans... is that happy gas? 5L
Faceplant31 - August 6, 2010, 9:45 pm
Cubbybear - August 6, 2010, 9:17 pm
You got my vote...5/5 pfffttt!

DEAR NOOBS, - As supreme greeter/hazing master It is my pleasure and duty to welcome you to Motifake Now just follow me for your welcome gift...

TAGS: chompers alley noobs august 10
Rating: 4.25/5

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agdaniele - August 9, 2010, 11:28 pm
This one's Noobs... is that close enough?
agdaniele - August 9, 2010, 9:27 pm
You're not leading them to the playgirl van, are ya?
Hawamleh - August 9, 2010, 9:12 pm
1L Bombed By The Noobs...ironic :), ill Give You 5L As Compensation.

THE LADIES OF MOTIFAKE - They wouldn't go out with me for some reason. Must be my personality.

TAGS: chompers clowns ladies motifake august
Rating: 4.23/5

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ICEMAN - August 8, 2010, 2:42 pm
Dude, maybe you should try brushing your teeth.



TAGS: august 6
Rating: 3.74/5

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agdaniele - August 6, 2009, 8:26 pm
Just painfully excellent, Sean.
Sean - August 6, 2009, 3:59 pm
Talk about an empty experience ... for them "ladies".
LogicDude - August 6, 2009, 3:51 pm
They can come...but they have to go get their OWN Guinness!

PEDESTALS - We can achiev...AMEN! Change is poss...AMEN! America will s...AMEN! -looks over his shoulder- Can I finish my...AMEN!

TAGS: august challenge obama how s the weather up there
Rating: 3.63/5

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LogicDude - August 11, 2009, 8:24 am
You could try the sync tool...I also keep seeing the user name in the multiview, but not in the single poster view...5 Lions though on this - EXCELLENT!
Haarakkon - August 10, 2009, 11:03 pm
Absolutely. There *does* seem to be a glitch with your posters and credit, Spacedog. Punched up your name and it came back with all the anonymous posters last night. Came up the second time okay, but without your handle on 'em.
agdaniele - August 10, 2009, 11:00 pm
Well done, indeed.
spacedog - August 10, 2009, 10:50 pm
spacedog - August 10, 2009, 10:50 pm
Thanks MO. I was trying to avoid political and comment on "cult of personality". My 2nd poster in a row to go anonymous, and I know I filled in the blank.
MO - August 10, 2009, 10:02 pm
I usually don't...AMEN! Hate politifakes..AMEN!! But this one is kinda....would you quit that already!!!! funny...don't even think aboot it!!! *amen!*


TAGS: august 26
Rating: 3.63/5

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Derek - August 26, 2009, 6:08 pm
Good. You keep drawing fire from us ;-)

INFARCTION - Macaroni & Cheese Bacon Cups? Step aside Motiseedlings! Only the arteries of a true Greybeard can handle this!

TAGS: august challenge pro mac pro bacon too
Rating: 3.63/5

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Derek - September 23, 2009, 6:11 pm
It's a localised area of dead tissue resulting from failure of blood supply.
I'm collecting aliases - August 29, 2009, 6:53 am
What's an infarction?
Derek - August 26, 2009, 5:50 pm
But not for long.


TAGS: august 7 part 1
Rating: 3.59/5

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TIMMY HATER - September 9, 2009, 11:26 am
We have a Timmy in our crew named TOM...but we call him TIM and i thought that was him at first glance...We hate our Timmy too...IT MUST BE GLOBAL and i hate..and by hate i mean i hate TIMMY!


TAGS: august 5
Rating: 3.54/5

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agdaniele - August 16, 2009, 1:13 pm
(the defense rests)
Sean - August 16, 2009, 1:01 pm
He's only missing if someone misses him. Nobody misses him.
agdaniele - August 16, 2009, 12:59 pm
Scrappy who?
Hypercat-Z - August 5, 2009, 3:38 am
Where is Scrappy Doo?
MO - August 5, 2009, 12:01 am
I saw aggy rip through...he came driving by for a few comments and then?? Mooned these poor folks. Screamed something about FTW!!!! Timmy ate my home work!! And there's a sale at the local sack of suds! Guinness for fidy cent a can!!! Hence the looks....
Sean - August 4, 2009, 11:52 pm
No shark in sight and Fonzie is landlocked for the time being.
MO - August 4, 2009, 11:22 pm
If you tell me it's Jalford I'll give you every scooby snack I can get my hands on....(insert scooby laugh)

MOTIFAKO - The August Challengoooo is magnificoooooo!

TAGS: august challenge operaman
Rating: 3.52/5

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Sean - August 19, 2009, 12:17 pm
You can never have too much Opera Man. Do it, do it twice even. More more more.
LogicDude - August 19, 2009, 11:55 am
DO IT AIRMAN!!! I pretty much threw this together anyway...
Airman - August 19, 2009, 11:34 am
I had one all ready to go with Opera Man.. ya beat me to it..


TAGS: august challenge jesus bats cleanup
Rating: 3.52/5

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star5e - January 4, 2010, 4:33 am
Looks like Oriole Park at Camden Yards in Baltimore, Maryland

WHAT WOULD I DO? - If I could turn back time? I would have suggested Sonny take up skiing years earlier!


TAGS: august 27 ocean
Rating: 3.46/5

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agdaniele - September 1, 2009, 1:04 am
The monkey is first-mate, and the "crew" always drunk. Sure, the's no Exxon Valdez....
Sean - September 1, 2009, 1:01 am
Her captain's little more than a chimp in silly white shorts. And that Patty ain't no lady.
agdaniele - September 1, 2009, 12:50 am
Yes, LD!!!! Glad it didn't go completely unnoticed!!!
LogicDude - August 27, 2009, 8:26 am
I dunno...she looks a little "heavy" in the stern...



TAGS: august 11
Rating: 3.46/5

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eldiabloloco - October 9, 2010, 8:59 pm
Love it and the beer is the best five stars
booger13 - March 29, 2010, 4:52 pm
amen =] AND halellujah
TED - March 19, 2010, 3:51 pm
That ole Kool-Aid caused permanent damage huh? The smarter ones are even wising up and rejecting that fool!
LogicDude - August 11, 2009, 8:37 am
And still President of the Playas Club!
Haarakkon - August 11, 2009, 8:35 am
Woody! You get any sleep? I PM'd ya.
Woodywood03a - August 11, 2009, 8:29 am
Uh.... sometimes I really don't need to do that.
Arrogant Knight - August 10, 2009, 11:50 pm
LOL Aggy!
agdaniele - August 10, 2009, 11:49 pm
Do you occasionally forget to breathe?
Woodywood03a - August 10, 2009, 11:47 pm
I wonder.... why are they still saying that Clinton is black.... Yeah, he does act black. But is he really black???
agdaniele - August 10, 2009, 11:35 pm
Gotta love it.
spacedog - August 10, 2009, 11:21 pm
5+ for the beverage alone. :D

ROMANCE - Jewelry, an expensive trip, clothing... all good ways to say "I love you" Your ear? Not so much.

TAGS: august challenge romance failure
Rating: 3.41/5

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Derek - August 30, 2009, 5:36 am
Perhaps he wanted to hear from her? Seriously, Van Gogh knew he was somewhat psycho, and committed himself to the local asylum a number of times.
agdaniele - August 28, 2009, 11:09 pm
5 shinshi lions!



MOTIFAKE - A 24/7 Job for Mr. Motifake! Got that new server up, wanna see it? It's here...somewhere...

IF I WERE A MOD... - Consider yourself a nail!

TAGS: sledgehammer banhammer ban mod august calendar
Rating: 3.25/5

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Kaylebor - May 25, 2012, 6:27 pm
agdaniele - August 6, 2010, 11:58 pm
heavy-handed tactics are never the answer.
tryal - August 6, 2010, 10:20 pm
my mom always said i was spheshul
rerun - August 6, 2010, 10:17 pm

Ironic in that this poster got another motifaker banned.;-)
tryal - August 6, 2010, 10:51 am
you could also consider yourself hammered :)

DROPPED SILVERWARE - OOPS! Looks like God is going to need a clean fork

TAGS: august challenge watch out for his knife
Rating: 3.17/5

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BuZZbomb - August 20, 2009, 9:33 pm
"Okay, now at the fork in the road, Bear Left." "Right Frog!"
Hypercat-Z - August 20, 2009, 7:39 pm
Fork on the road! Classic!


TAGS: august challenge cats goderator tribute
Rating: 3.06/5

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Arrogant Knight - August 20, 2009, 8:40 pm
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 20, 2009, 12:11 pm
AK is hilarious (he promised to punch a Koala for me)...can't speak for EGD....don't know the guy.
Haarakkon - August 20, 2009, 12:08 pm
Oh, I dunno. Neither of them bark much, but AK seems to have a serious bite. I'd suspect the same of EGD.


TAGS: august third bee
Rating: 3/5

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Arrogant Knight - August 30, 2009, 2:04 am
Huh? What? Wrong poster again Sean? ...Bed time..!
Sean - August 30, 2009, 2:01 am
Say what, Arrogant Knight?
Sean - August 30, 2009, 2:00 am
Actually, Derek, I'm only mildly ashamed to say that I happen to know quite a bit about the sex life of bees. When you don't have one of your own, you tend to take an unfortunate interest in the presumed "that" of others. Or you watch a lot of porn.
Derek - August 2, 2009, 11:34 pm
I don't think you'd like any aspect of the sex life of bees. It's all bad.

BAD ALIBI - Somehow I don't think that one light beer you drank will be sufficient cover

TAGS: august challenge beer dinner should be ready at 6
Rating: 3/5

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Cam - August 30, 2009, 4:18 am
He's using the Mel Gibson excuse.

METEOR STRIKE? - I'm not too sure that's the real reason for the dinosaurs disappearance!



MAC MAN - I think he would have really liked Motifake!



SNAKE SURPRISE - It's whats for dinner. Brought to you by the Snake Council

TAGS: snake dinner surprise august 13 food
Rating: 1.5/5

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CANADA - August 13, 2009, 12:00 pm
Temple of Doom was an epic movie

Hey, teachers, leave them kids alone! -

TAGS: august 12th calendar theme should be reinstated
Rating: 5/5

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skeezixmcgurk - August 13, 2017, 8:41 am
I didn't have respect, I had fear.
concern3 - August 13, 2017, 5:07 am
Kids these days are basically a walking talking middle finger. UP yours

Sadists -

TAGS: august 23rd calendar dentist sadists
Rating: 5/5

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Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 27, 2017, 5:28 pm
I call my dentist a sadist to his face. and I often flip him off when he causes me pain. 5L
JesusWept - August 24, 2017, 8:19 am
concern3 - August 24, 2017, 7:34 am
Funny, UP yours